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我才不娶她呢 (笑死人了!)

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温情提示:一边听,一边使用鼠标指听到的单词,能跟读最好,跟不上也没有关系。只要欣赏就可以了!千万不要记单词,如果很喜欢,可以再听一遍,千万别听第三遍,节省时间去听下一个新的。每天读15-30分钟,坚持3个月,你的英语就会突飞猛进!除非你的同学也读,否则,班里没人英语比你好!

 
 

I don\'t want to marry her!

 

The elephant has not married.
The elephant does not have a wife.
The elephant wants to have a wife.

 

The ant has not married.
The ant does not have a husband.
The ant wants to have a husband.

 

The duck is a matchmaker.
The duck wants the elephant to marry the ant.
The duck wants the ant to marry the elephant.

 

The duck says to the ant,
Mr.Elephant is tall.
Mr.Elephant is strong.
Mr.Elephant is handsome.
Mr.Elephant is kind.
Mr.Elephant will be a good husband.
Please marry Mr. Elephant.

 

The duck says to the elephant.
Miss Ant is small.
Miss Ant is slender.
Miss Ant is beautiful.
Miss Ant works hard.
Miss Ant will be a good wife.
Please marry Miss Ant.

 

Miss Ant does not want to marry Mr. Elephant.
She says
I don\'t want to marry Mr. Elephant.
I don\'t want to be his wife.
For
If I want to kiss him,
I have to run a long way to get to his face.

 

Mr. Elephant does not want to marry Miss Ant.
He says
I don\'t want to marry Miss Ant.
I don\'t want to be her husband
For
If I want to kiss her,
I have to hold my breath
If I don\'t hold my breath,
I would blow her into the air.
Besides
I can not find her cheeks.
THE END



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引用 刘心宇 2011-3-16 18:25
O(∩_∩)O哈哈~笑死我啦!不行,肚子疼!
引用 南京宝贝 2011-2-24 15:28
太好了,非常适合孩子,孩子很喜欢。
引用 刘品怡 2011-2-19 14:56
笑死我了,肚子疼受不了了哇哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈…………
引用 张洪瑞 2011-1-24 20:40
太雷人了!
引用 蔡天祺 2011-1-24 20:06
唉!!!!!!无药可救了。牛啊!唉!!!!555....5555........555....5哈哈哈!笑死我了
引用 张东晨 2011-1-12 20:18
真雷人

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