"

 找回密码
 注册

跟我一起去天堂吧 (死了人而不难过的故事!)

收藏 分享 2010-12-15 08:46| 发布者: admin| 查看数: 12572| 评论数: 55

摘要: 跟我去天堂吧

温情提示:一边听,一边使用鼠标指听到的单词,能跟读最好,跟不上也没有关系。只要欣赏就可以了!千万不要记单词,如果很喜欢,可以再听一遍,千万别听第三遍,节省时间去听下一个新的。每天读15-30分钟,坚持3个月,你的英语就会突飞猛进!除非你的同学也读,否则,班里没人英语比你好!

 
Go to Heaven With Me
 

Once there lived an old couple in a village.
They had three sons.
All their sons had got married.
All their sons had their own houses.
All their sons had their children.
The old husband and wife loved each other.
They lived very happily.

 

One day, the old man was ill.
Soon he died.
The old man's body was in the room.
The family were discussing about the funeral.

 

Suddenly,they heared the old man calling his wife.
They all rushed into the room.
The old man was sitting up.
Everyone was very happy.
The old man was back to his life.

 

But the old man only talked to his wife.
He said,
"I was on my way to heaven.
I missed you very much.
I worried about you.
You would not be happy without me.
So I came back.
You deal with the affairs in the world
and go with me."

 

The family all laughed.
Everyone thought the old man had a mental problem.
They did not want to make him unhappyr.
The old woman said,
"OK!,I will deal with the affairs
and go with you."

 

The old woman went out.
She stayed in the yard for a while.
Then she came back.
She lied to his husband,
"I have returned what we borrowed from our nerghbours.
I have dealt with all the affairs.
Now I can go with you."

 

The old man said,
"Put on your graveclothes,
and lie beside me."
Everyone chortled.

 

To make the old man happy,
the old woman put on her grave clothes.
Then she lay beside her husband.
She closed her eyes.

 

At the beginning,the old woman chortled.
Soon she became silent.
After a while,they found the old man and woman were both dead.
THE END
(根据《聊斋志异》之《祝翁》改写)

26

考试通过

刚表态过的朋友 (26 人)

发表评论

最新评论

引用 nclaurinesethm 2013-10-17 17:02
<a href="http://www.uggsaustralia.net/">ugg boots</a>
[url=http://www.uggsaustralia.net/]uggs outlet[/url]
[url=http://www.uggsaustralia.net/]uggs outlet store[/url]
[url=http://www.uggsaustralia.net/]uggs outlet online[/url]
[url=http://www.uggsaustralia.net/]uggs outlet sale[/url]




[url=http://www.uggsaustralia.net/]uggs outlet[/url] [url=http://www.uggsaustralia.net/]ugg boots[/url] <a href="http://www.uggsaustralia.net/">uggs outlet</a> [url=http://www.uggsaustralia.net/]uggs outlet store[/url] <a href="http://www.uggsaustralia.net/">uggs outlet online</a>
Women UGG Fox Fur Mini Boots [UGG-255] - $159.00 : Cheap Ugg Boots, uggsaustralia.net #sddm { margin: 0 auto; padding: 0; z-index: 30; background-color:#F4F4F4; width: 80px; height:23px; float: right; margin-right: 70px;} #sddm li { margin: 0; padding: 0; list-style: none; float: left; font: bold 12px arial} #sddm li a ...
引用 nclaurinesethm 2013-10-17 17:02
<br><strong><a href="http://www.ladymenclothing.com">dress clothes</a></strong><br><strong><a href="http://www.ladymenclothing.com">t-shirt</a></strong><br><strong><a href="http://www.ladymenclothing.com">clothing</a></strong><strong><a href="http://www.ladymenclothing.com">cheap clothing</a></strong><br><strong><a href="http://www.ladymenclothing.com">clothing stores</a></strong><ul><li><strong><a href="http://www.ladymenclothing.com">dress clothes</a></strong></li><li><strong><a href="http://www.ladymenclothing.com">dress clothes</a></strong></li><li><strong><a href="http://www.ladymenclothing.com">t-shirt</a></strong></li><li><strong><a href="http://www.ladymenclothing.com">clothing</a></strong></li><li><strong><a href="http://www.ladymencloth ...
引用 nclaurinesethm 2013-10-17 17:02
<strong><a href="http://www.toptiffanyjewelry.com/">tiffany outlet</a></strong>
<br><strong><a href="http://www.toptiffanyjewelry.com/">tiffany jewelry outlet</a></strong>
<br><strong><a href="http://www.toptiffanyjewelry.com/">tiffany and co outlet</a></strong>
<strong><a href="http://www.toptiffanyjewelry.com/">tiffany outlet online</a></strong>
<strong><a href="http://www.toptiffanyjewelry.com/">tiffany outlet store</a></strong>
<br><br><br><br><br><strong><a href="http://www.toptiffanyjewelry.com/">tiffany jewelry outlet</a></strong> | <strong><a href="http://www.toptiffanyjewelry.com/">tiffany outlet</a></strong> | <strong><a href="http://www.toptiffanyjewelry.com/">tiffany jewelry outlet</a></strong> | <strong><a href="http://www.toptiffanyjewelry.com/">tiffany and co outlet</a> ...
引用 elarruelbrad 2013-10-13 13:35
[url=http://www.timberlandsthopoutlet.com/]timberland boots[/url]
| [url=http://www.timberlandsthopoutlet.com/]timberland outlet[/url]
| [url=http://www.timberlandsthopoutlet.com/]timberland shoes[/url]
VOLLEYBALL NOTEBOOK: No. 2 St. Joseph's is no joke; Borgia is a state contender
Print
Email
&laquo;
Buy Now
Buy Now
&raquo;
2013-10-02T13:00:00Z
2013-10-03T08:04:21Z
VOLLEYBALL NOTEBOOK: No. 2 St. Joseph's is no joke; Borgia is a state contender By Mike Elder | STLhighschoolsports.com
stltoday.com
October 02, 2013 1:00 pm  &bull;  By Mike Elder | STLhighschoolsports.com Loading&#8230
Updated rankings
[url=http://www.timberlandsthopoutlet.com]timberland[/url]
STLhighschoolSPORTS.com rankings - 10/2/2013

Large schools
Last Week
1. Lafayette (18-1-1)
1
2. St. Joseph's (14-4)
2
3. Parkway&hellip; Read more
[url=http://www.timberlandsthopoutlet.com]timberland boots on sale[/url] St. Joseph鈥檚, normally a no-nonsense program, has a roster  ...
引用 elarruelbrad 2013-10-13 13:35
<strong><a href="http://www.tiffanyjewelryin.com/">tiffany silver jewelry</a></strong>
| <strong><a href="http://www.tiffanyjewelryin.com/">stores sell tiffany jewelry</a></strong>
| <strong><a href="http://www.tiffanyjewelryin.com/">sell tiffany and co jewelry</a></strong>
<br>
Tiffany & Co. Appoints Design Director Press Release : Tiffany & Co. &nbsp;&ndash;&nbsp; Tue, Sep 10, 2013 7:00 AM EDT
RELATED QUOTES Symbol Price Change TIF 76.34 -0.5200
</p>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.tiffanyjewelryin.com">tiffany</a></strong> NEW YORK--(BUSINESS WIRE)--
</p>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.tiffanyjewelryin.com">tiffany</a></strong>
Today Tiffany & Co. ( TIF ) announced the appointment of Francesca
Amfitheatrof as Design Director effective immediately. She will oversee
design of all Tiffany product categories.
</p>
<p><strong><a href="http ...
引用 elarruelbrad 2013-10-13 13:35
<strong><a href="http://www.timberlandbootsonlinejp.com/">timberland boot outlet</a></strong>
| <strong><a href="http://www.timberlandbootsonlinejp.com/">timberland outlet</a></strong>
| <strong><a href="http://www.timberlandbootsonlinejp.com/">timberland shoes</a></strong>
<br>
Research and Markets: Global Athletic Footwear Market 2012-2016: Top 4 Players Reviewed
Content preferences
Done
Research and Markets
September 23, 2013 11:37 AM
<p><strong><a href="http://www.timberlandbootsonlinejp.com">timberland</a></strong> <p><strong><a href="http://www.timberlandbootsonlinejp.com">timberland shoes</a></strong> DUBLIN--(BUSINESS WIRE)--
<p><strong><a href="http://www.timberlandbootsonlinejp.com">timberland outlet</a></strong>
Research and Markets ( http://www.researchandmarkets.com/research/5llcfm/global_athletic )
has announced the addition of the " ...
引用 dffordelde 2013-10-8 17:53
[url=http://www.uggbootsclearance2.us/]ugg boots[/url]
[url=http://www.uggbootsclearance2.us/]ugg boots[/url]
[url=http://www.uggbootsclearance2.us/]uggs outlet[/url]
[url=http://www.uggbootsclearance2.us/]uggs outlet store[/url]
[url=http://www.uggbootsclearance2.us/]uggs outlet online[/url]

UGG Boots Fringe Cardy : Ugg Boots Outlet Online, topoutletugg.com
#sddm
{        margin: 0 auto;
        padding: 0;
        z-index: 30;
        background-color:#F4F4F4;
        width: 80px;
        height:23px;
        float: right;
    margin-right: 70px;}
#sddm li
{        margin: 0;
        padding: 0;
        list-style: none;
        float: left;
        font: bold 12px arial}
#sddm li a
{        display: block;
        margin: 0 1px 0 0;
        padding: 4px 10px;
        width: 60px;
        background: #EAEAE8;
        color: #666;
        text-align: center;
        text-decoration: none}
#sddm li a:hover
{        background: #49A3FF}
#sddm div
{        position: absolute;
        visibility: hidden;
        margin: 0;
        padding: 0;
        background: #EAEBD8;
        border: 1px solid #597 ...
引用 dffordelde 2013-10-8 17:53
<strong><a href="http://www.omegawatchescheap.com/">copy omega watches</a></strong>
<br>
<strong><a href="http://www.omegawatchescheap.com/">replica omega watches</a></strong>
<br>
<strong><a href="http://www.omegawatchescheap.com/">copy omega watches</a></strong>
<br>
<strong><a href="http://www.omegawatchescheap.com/">fake omega watches</a></strong>
<br>
<strong><a href="http://www.omegawatchescheap.com/">AAA replica omega watches</a></strong>
<br>
<br>

<title>Replica Omega De Ville Ladymatic Omega Co-Axial 34 mm - leather strap - 425.32.34.20.56.001 - $229.00 : replica omega watches, copyomegawatches.com</title>
<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=UTF-8" />
<meta name="keywords" content="Replica Omega De Ville Ladymatic Omega Co-Axial 34 mm - leather strap - 425.32.34.20.56.001 Omega Basel Omega seamaster  ...
引用 dffordelde 2013-10-8 17:53
[url=http://www.louboutincloutlet.com/]christian louboutin outlet store[/url]
[url=http://www.louboutincloutlet.com/]fashion christian louboutin outlet[/url]
[url=http://www.louboutincloutlet.com/]Christian Louboutin outlet[/url]
<a href="http://www.louboutincloutlet.com/">christian louboutin on sale</a>
[url=http://www.louboutincloutlet.com/]christian louboutin shoes on sale[/url]
Christian Louboutin June 100mm Rose Matador - $136.00 : Christian Louboutin outlet, louboutincloutlet.com
#sddm
{        margin: 0 auto;
        padding: 0;
        z-index: 30;
        background-color:#F4F4F4;
        width: 80px;
        height:23px;
        float: right;
    margin-right: 70px;}
#sddm li
{        margin: 0;
        padding: 0;
        list-style: none;
        float: left;
        font: bold 12px arial}
#sddm li a
{        display: block;
        margin: 0 1px 0 0;
        padding: 4px 10px;
        width: 60px;
        background: #EAEAE8;
        color: #666;
        text-align: center;
        text-decoration: none}
#sddm li a:hover
{        background: #4 ...
引用 dffordelde 2013-10-8 17:52
[url=http://www.luxurybagstores.com/]chanel purses outlet[/url]
[url=http://www.luxurybagstores.com/]chanel outlet[/url]
[url=http://www.luxurybagstores.com/]discount chanel[/url]
[url=http://www.luxurybagstores.com/]chanel bags outlet[/url]
[url=http://www.luxurybagstores.com/]chanel outlet store[/url]

Chanel Evening Bags Orange 21076 CAW - $139.00 : chanel outlet stores, luxurybagstores.com
#sddm
{        margin: 0 auto;
        padding: 0;
        z-index: 30;
        background-color:#F4F4F4;
        width: 80px;
        height:23px;
        float: right;
    margin-right: 70px;}
#sddm li
{        margin: 0;
        padding: 0;
        list-style: none;
        float: left;
        font: bold 12px arial}
#sddm li a
{        display: block;
        margin: 0 1px 0 0;
        padding: 4px 10px;
        width: 60px;
        background: #EAEAE8;
        color: #666;
        text-align: center;
        text-decoration: none}
#sddm li a:hover
{        background: #49A3FF}
#sddm div
{        position: absolute;
        visibility: hidden;
        margin: 0;
        padding: 0;
        background ...
引用 dffordelde 2013-10-4 23:20
[url=http://www.assaboots.net/]timberland boot sale[/url]
| [url=http://www.assaboots.net/]timberland outlet[/url]
| [url=http://www.assaboots.net/]timberland shoes[/url]
Western and Work Wear Retailer Boot Barn(R) to Celebrate the Grand Opening of New Greeley Store Press Release : Boot Barn  &ndash;  Fri, Sep 13, 2013 10:19 PM EDT
Related Content
IRVINE, CA--(Marketwired - Sep 13, 2013) - Boot Barn 庐 , America's largest western and work wear retailer, will celebrate the opening of its newest store in Greeley, Colorado, on 29 th Street just west of Greeley Mall. The store is now open, with the official Grand Opening Sale scheduled to begin September 27th at 10am and will continue through September 29 th . The over 13,000 square foot store will serve the Greeley community and is the seventh Boot Barn 庐 location in Colorado.
[url=http://www.assaboots.net]timberland[/url] Boot Barn 庐 offers boots, jeans, hats, shirts, outerwear, protective work wear, be ...
引用 dffordelde 2013-10-4 23:20
[url=http://www.adidasbestshoes.com/]adidas shoes for men sale[/url]
[url=http://www.adidasbestshoes.com/]Adidas Shoes for sale[/url]
<a href="http://www.adidasbestshoes.com/">adidas shoes sale online</a>

You can now #buy through social media -- but do you really want to? By Melody Warnick | CreditCards.com  &ndash;  Wed, Sep 11, 2013 8:00 AM EDT
<a href="http://www.adidasbestshoes.com">adidas</a> If you're one of the hundreds of millions of regular Twitter or Facebook users, you're used to seeing ads mixed in among the updates from random acquaintances and links to funny cat videos -- and you probably ignore most of them. But imagine if one of them really catches your eye and you could purchase the touted product simply by writing "#buy." No fussing with digital shopping carts, no finding the right size or color, just true one-click buying.  [url=http://www.adidasbestshoes.com]adidas shoes for men sale[/url]  That's ...
引用 dffordelde 2013-10-4 23:19
[url=http://www.bagoutletstores.com/]chanel outlet[/url]
| [url=http://www.bagoutletstores.com/]chanel outlet[/url]
| [url=http://www.bagoutletstores.com/]discount chanel[/url]
Stuart Weitzman Appoints Wayne Kulkin Chief Executive Officer Roberta Lee Named Vice President of Marketing, Asia Pacific to Support Global Expansion Press Release : Stuart Weitzman  &ndash;  Tue, Sep 10, 2013 7:00 AM EDT
RELATED QUOTES Symbol Price Change JNY 15.09 +0.0800
[url=http://www.bagoutletstores.com]chanel[/url] NEW YORK, Sept. 10, 2013 /PRNewswire/ -- Stuart Weitzman today announced that Wayne Kulkin, former Vice Chairman, has been appointed Chief Executive Officer, effective immediately. Kulkin will continue to report to Stuart Weitzman, Executive Chairman of Stuart Weitzman.
[url=http://www.bagoutletstores.com]chanel handbags replica top quality[/url] As CEO, Kulkin will focus on strategic global expansion and other growth opportunities for the Stuart Weitzma ...
引用 dffordelde 2013-10-2 23:23
<ul><li><strong><a href="http://www.timberlandshoesonsales.com/">timberland boot outlet</a></strong>
</li><li><strong><a href="http://www.timberlandshoesonsales.com/">shoes</a></strong>
</li><li><strong><a href="http://www.timberlandshoesonsales.com/">timberland boots</a></strong>
</li></ul><br>
attune Consulting Expands Senior Leadership Team Following $20 Million Investment
Industry specialists to drive attune's growth as leading global solutions provider to the fashion and lifestyle industries
PR Newswire</p>
BURLINGTON, Mass., Sept. 17, 2013</p>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.timberlandshoesonsales.com">timberland</a></strong>  BURLINGTON, Mass. , Sept. 17, 2013 /PRNewswire/ -- attune Consulting today announced several new executive hires that will support the company's rapid growth as the premier global solutions provider focused exclusively on the fashi ...
引用 dffordelde 2013-10-2 22:41
[url=http://www.bootsdown.com/]timberland outlet[/url]
[url=http://www.bootsdown.com/]timberland outlet[/url]
[url=http://www.bootsdown.com/]timberland shoes[/url]

Outside the Box Training: Must be the Shoes
Tweet
9/26/2013
By Mike Gustafson//Correspondent
Swimming with&hellip; shoes?!
It&rsquo;s a training exercise some programs have used, and continue to use (with permission from aquatics facilities managers, of course). [url=http://www.bootsdown.com]timberland[/url] It sounds as simple as it is: Just grab an old pair of shoes, pick a main set, and go swimming.
While this unorthodox training exercise is a fun change of pace (most swimmers will love it), it&rsquo;s also quite a workout for your legs. [url=http://www.bootsdown.com]timberland discount shoes[/url] When you put on shoes then swim, your feet can&rsquo;t catch the water as well &ndash; so they spin, sometimes twice as fast. <a href="http://www.bootsdown.com">timber ...
引用 nclaurinesethm 2013-10-2 04:47
[url=http://www.fakewatchesstore.com/]swiss Mechanical movement replica watches[/url]
[url=http://www.fakewatchesstore.com/]high quality replica watches for men[/url]
[url=http://www.fakewatchesstore.com/]high quality swiss replica watches[/url]
[url=http://www.fakewatchesstore.com/]high quality replica watches[/url]
[url=http://www.fakewatchesstore.com/]best replica watches site[/url]




鹿脷脡煤脭掳脗路227潞脜2潞脜脗楼4脗楼拢卢300脝陆脙脳拢卢2脭陋/漏O/脤矛拢卢脦茂脪碌6脭陋拢卢脰禄脫脨禄玫脤脻拢卢脙禄脫脨碌莽脤脻拢卢卤脠陆脧脢碌脫脙拢隆赂么露脧3麓贸录盲拢卢5脨隆录盲拢卢虏禄脢脟脰脨陆茅拢卢
引用 nclaurinesethm 2013-10-2 04:47
[url=http://www.selltiffanyoutlet.com/]cheap tiffany and co jewelry[/url]
| [url=http://www.selltiffanyoutlet.com/]stores sell tiffany jewelry[/url]
| [url=http://www.selltiffanyoutlet.com/]sell tiffany and co jewelry[/url]
| [url=http://www.selltiffanyoutlet.com/]tiffany silver jewelry[/url]
| [url=http://www.selltiffanyoutlet.com/]cheap tiffany and co jewelry[/url]
Tiffany Money Clips : Tiffany and co outlet, Tiffany jewelry outlet, Tiffany and Co On Sale, cheap tiffany and co with 70% OFF and Free Shipping, Tiffany And Co Outlet
#sddm
{        margin: 0 auto;
        padding: 0;
        z-index: 30;
        background-color:#F4F4F4;
        width: 80px;
        height:23px;
        float: right;
    margin-right: 70px;}
#sddm li
{        margin: 0;
        padding: 0;
        list-style: none;
        float: left;
        font: bold 12px arial}
#sddm li a
{        display: block;
        margin: 0 1px 0 0;
        padding: 4px 10px;
        width: 60px;
        background: #EAEAE8;
        color: #666;
        text-align: center;
        text-decoration: no ...
引用 nclaurinesethm 2013-9-30 11:33
[url=http://www.monclerdownjacketco.com/]moncler jackets[/url]
<a href="http://www.monclerdownjacketco.com/">outlet moncler</a>
[url=http://www.monclerdownjacketco.com/]buy moncler[/url]
[url=http://www.monclerdownjacketco.com/]moncler outlet[/url]
[url=http://www.monclerdownjacketco.com/]moncler sale[/url]




[url=http://www.monclerdownjacketco.com/]outlet moncler[/url]
[url=http://www.monclerdownjacketco.com/]moncler jackets[/url]
[url=http://www.monclerdownjacketco.com/]outlet moncler[/url]
[url=http://www.monclerdownjacketco.com/]buy moncler[/url]
[url=http://www.monclerdownjacketco.com/]moncler outlet[/url]

New Moncler T Shirts Men black white - $86.00 : Cheap Moncler Outlet Online Store, monclerdownjacketco.com #sddm { margin: 0 auto; padding: 0; z-index: 30; background-color:#F4F4F4; width: 80px; height:23px; float: right; margin-right: 70px;} #sddm li { margin: 0; padding: 0; list- ...
引用 nclaurinesethm 2013-9-30 11:33
[url=http://www.tiffanycojewelryshop.com/]stores sell tiffany jewelry[/url]
[url=http://www.tiffanycojewelryshop.com/]sell tiffany and co jewelry[/url]
[url=http://www.tiffanycojewelryshop.com/]tiffany silver jewelry[/url]
[url=http://www.tiffanycojewelryshop.com/]cheap tiffany and co jewelry[/url]
[url=http://www.tiffanycojewelryshop.com/]tiffany outlet[/url]




[url=http://www.tiffanycojewelryshop.com/]tiffany outlet[/url]
[url=http://www.tiffanycojewelryshop.com/]stores sell tiffany jewelry[/url]
[url=http://www.tiffanycojewelryshop.com/]sell tiffany and co jewelry[/url]
[url=http://www.tiffanycojewelryshop.com/]tiffany silver jewelry[/url]
<a href="http://www.tiffanycojewelryshop.com/">cheap tiffany and co jewelry</a>

Tiffany Pendants - Cheap Tiffany Outlet Pendants with Free Shipping #sddm { margin: 0 auto; padding: 0; z-index: 30; background-color:#F4F4F4; width: 80px; height:23px;  ...
引用 dffordelde 2013-9-28 13:11
<strong><a href="http://www.cheapmonclerco.com/">outlet moncler</a></strong>
<br>
<strong><a href="http://www.cheapmonclerco.com/">moncler jackets</a></strong>
<br>
<strong><a href="http://www.cheapmonclerco.com/">outlet moncler</a></strong>
<br>
<strong><a href="http://www.cheapmonclerco.com/">buy moncler</a></strong>
<br>
<strong><a href="http://www.cheapmonclerco.com/">moncler outlet</a></strong>
<br>
<br>

<title>Moncler Handbags Dark Brown - $240.00 : Cheap Moncler Outlet Online Store, cheapmonclerco.com </title>
<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=UTF-8" />
<meta name="keywords" content="Moncler Handbags Dark Brown Moncler New 2012 Moncler Handbags Moncler Hats &amp; Scarves Moncler Caps Moncler Womens Moncler Mens Moncler Kids Professional Moncler Outlet Online Store" />
<meta name="descripti ...

查看全部评论(55)

Copyright © 2000-2015 陈雷英语 All Rights Reserved.
本网站所刊登的英语教学各种新闻﹑信息和各种专题专栏资料,均为陈雷英语版权所有,未经协议授权,禁止下载使用。
陈雷英语简介 | 关于我们 | 联系我们 05348972222 | 我要链接 | 版权声明1 | 法律顾问 | 广告服务 
.

鲁公网安备 37140202000109号