No Bunnies Here（385words）

No Bunnies Here

Oh!

Hello there, wolf. My.uh,

what big teeth you have.

You look gulp hungry.

Too bad there's nothing yummy here.

Goodbye !

What you thought I was a bunny?

No!

Surely, you know a unicorn when you see one.

if you want a bunny.

You came to the wrong place. 

There are no bunnies here.

Welcome to Unicorn Land.

Land of a thousand unicorns!

That! Uh, that's not a bunny.

Clearly. it's a lamp.

Munch, Munch.

Bye-bye now, wolf.

Have a nice day.

Oh! Look! what an adorable um uh puppy.

Sit, boy.sit!

There are certainly lots of interesting things around this place.

Grass. that clump of dirt. more grass. But a bunny?

Nope. there are no bunnies here.

well !would you look at what the wind blew our way.

Have you ever seen such a perfect pair of.......

Uh--

Squishy pillows? I think I'll close you up right here and take a nap.

Nighty- night!

Oh dear! that is definitely not a bunny parade.

you must be confused wolf.

Perhaps you you just need to relax.

I know! take a vacation!

I hear Antarctica is lovely this time of year.

please give my regards to the Penguins.

Bon voyage! Au revoir! 

Now would a bunny speak French?

I think not.

um excuse me, wolf.

but your eyes are kind of watery and your nose is a bit sniffly.

uh what's wrong?

You just want to find a bunny?

And it's not because you're, hungry? no!

No? your favorite dinner is an organic salad with a side of pinto beans?

Then why are you trying so hard to find a bunny?

You simply like bunny.

Well!

bunny fan club official member.

I love bunnies.

You believe bunnies are second to none in term of charm?

Bunny kind check, friendly check, funny check, fluffy check,

Gosh! I quite agree and most importantly?

Go on.........!

Woof Lonely.

No one to tell jokes to

Friend count: zero!

Being a lone wolf is lonely?

And you really want a friend?

Wow~ now I'm crying!

ah wait, wolf. please stay.

But there's something you should know:

In this place, you won't find one single friend.......

You'll find a whole bunny bunch!

There are lots of bunnies here.