Piranhas don't eat bananas（160words）

Piranhas don't eat bananas

“Hey, there, guys.

would you like a banana?”

“What's wrong with you, Brian?

You're a piranha.”

“well, how about some silverbeet?”

are you serious Brian ?

we eat feet.

“or would you rather a bowl of peas?”

“stop it, Brian. we eat knees.”

“well, I bet you like some juicy plums?”

“that's it, Brian! we eat bums!”

“we don't eat apples!

we don't eat beans!

we don't eat veggies !

we don't eat greens !

We don't eat melons!

we don't eat bananas!

and the reason is simple, pal.

we are piranhas!”

“well, I think that's silly, guys. fruit is the best.”

we can't take much more of this give it a rest.

“okay, I'll step then. You’ll hear no more chatter. but only if you try my awesome fruit platter.”

“give it here, then.”

Huh....

So...... what do you think, guys? is it yucky or yum?”

it's very nice Brian.

“but we still prefer bum!”