Chapter 3 Part 1

George Begins to Make the Medicine

Part 1 

A

1.George took an enormous saucepan out of the cupboard and placed it on the kitchen table.

2.'George!' came the shrill voice from the next room.

3.'What are you doing?' 'Nothing, Grandma,' he called out.

4.'You needn't think I can't hear you just because you closed the door!

5.You're rattling the saucepans!'

6.'I'm just tidying the kitchen, Grandma. 'Then there was silence.

B

1.George had absolutely no doubts whatsoever about how he was going to make his famous medicine.

2.He wasn't going to fool about wondering whether to put in a little bit of this or a little bit of that.

3.Quite simply, he was going to put in EVERYTHING he could find.

4.There would be no messing about, no hesitating, no wondering whether a particular thing would knock the old girl sideways or not.

C

1.The rule would be this: whatever he saw, if it was runny or powdery or gooey, in it went.

2.Nobody had ever made a medicine like that before.

3.If it didn't actually cure Grandma, then it would anyway cause some exciting results.

4.It would be worth watching.

D

1.George decided to work his way round the various rooms one at a time and see what they had to offer.

2.He would go first to the bathroom.

3.There are always lots of funny things in a bathroom.

4.So upstairs he went, carrying the enormous two-handled saucepan before him.

5.In the bathroom, he gazed longingly at the famous and dreaded medicine cupboard. But he didn't go near it.

E

1.It was the only thing in the entire house he was forbidden to touch.

2.He had made solemn promises to his parents about this and he wasn't going to break them.

3.There were things in there, they had told him, that could actually kill a person, and although he was out to give Grandma a pretty fiery mouthful, he didn't really want a dead body on his hands.

F

1.George put the saucepan on the floor and went to work.

2.Number one was a bottle labelled GOLDEN GLOSS HAIR SHAMPOO.

3.He emptied it into the pan.

4.'That ought to wash her tummy nice and clean,' he said.

5.He took a full tube of TOOTHPASTE and squeezed out the whole lot of it in one long worm.

G

1.'Maybe that will brighten up those horrid brown teeth of hers,' he said.

2.There was an aerosol can of SUPERFOAM SHAVING SOAP belonging to his father.

3.George loved playing with aerosols.

4. He pressed the button and kept his finger on it until there was nothing left.

H

1.A wonderful mountain of white foam built up in the giant saucepan.

2.With his fingers, he scooped out the contents of a jar of VITAMIN ENRICHED FACE CREAM.

3.In went a small bottle of scarlet NAIL VARNISH.

4.'If the toothpaste doesn't clean her teeth,' George said, 'then this will paint them as red as roses.

I

1.'He found another jar of creamy stuff labelled HAIR REMOVER.

2.SMEAR IT ON YOUR LEGS, it said, AND ALLOW TO REMAIN FOR FIVE MINUTES.

3.George tipped it all into the saucepan.

4.There was a bottle with yellow stuff inside it called DISHWORTH'S FAMOUS DANDRUFF CURE, In it went..

J

1. There was something called BRILLIDENT FOR CLEANING FALSE TEETH.

2.It was a white powder. In that went, too.

3.He found another aerosol can, NEVERMORE PONKING DEODORANT SPRAY, GUARANTEED, it said, TO KEEP AWAY UNPLEASANT BODY SMELLS FOR A WHOLE DAY.

K

1.'She could use plenty of that,' George said as he sprayed the entire canful into the saucepan.

2.LIQUID PARAFFIN, the next one was called.

3.It was a big bottle.

4.He hadn't the faintest idea what it did to you, but he poured it in anyway.

5.That, he thought, looking around him, was about all from the bathroom.

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